So we broke out the slip n slide over the weekend & it was definatley HOT enough! We have to put our slip n slide in the front yard due to the back just not being slip n slide material so to the front we went and boy what a experience it was for me and our neighbors. Abby really could care less about slipping n sliding she just wants to watch and have snacks but Cade on the other hand is a slip n slid maniac, I even slipped n slided myself a couple of times but my hip still hurts from it:( thats why it says just for kids on there.! lol.Cade was having so much fun he decided to poop in the yard, no you heard that right POOP in the yard (oh don't judge me I'm sure your kids do things like this) !! He yelled out mom I just pooped, I said yeah right, whatever, thinking he would never have done this and he said mom I pooped, then like a flash he ran in the house and I thought he was just saying that he had to poop but there was no poop in the potty?? I said "did you really poop in the yard" & he said "yes" OIY!!! We went outside and as I was saying to Robbie "He did Poop" there stood my neighbor!!! So I shut up and thought, we will just fix this situation when she leaves, (yeah there was poop in the yard somewhere close to the slip n slid) Nope, Cade decided to tell her and I kept laughing and saying oh your silly and trying to change the subject but Cade was persistant and then it happened - HE LOCATED THE POOP IN FRONT OF MY NEIGHBOR an started pointing at it. Robbie tried to say it must be dog poop and Cade was like "NO ITS MY POOP" so the cat was out of the bag, or the poop was out of the pants, ha! I had to clean it up (dont ask) in front of her because I didnt want her to think that I was just gonna leave it there, which i wasnt I just was originally gonna wait til she left. She said that she has nephews so she understood, yeah right people say that all the time. She probably went in got on the phone and said "the neighbor kid is a animal, he just pooped in the yard." I know this was a long story so I wont even go into how Cade also Mooned our other neighbors after the "poop situation" had cleared! Ahhhh, I love him!!!
I can't even say some of the things I would love to say about this. What I WILL say is that I wouldn't worry at all about what the neighbors think...I'm sure this kind of thing is a common occurrence in your area (I won't say where). Thank God it was the Bub and not the Hubby. BUT, on the other hand, "I have nephews" is polite-speak for "your child is an animal!". So, maybe I would worry just a little. Keep a watchful eye out when her "nephews" come to visit. For everyone reading this... Don't act like YOU haven't done it before. It's the most natural thing in the world. Where do you think man pooed when the world was a much simpler place? You know, before life got all complicated with fancy-schmancy things like toilets and indoor plumbing. Right there in the front yard..THAT's WHERE!! And besides, It makes for excellent blogging. Thanks Cade.
ReplyDeletehe will never live this down. this made my day. thanks for sharing. too funny.
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